Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK
— Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via fusels)
His shirt reads “They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.”
You are a bad-ass.
Reblogging because the comment made me lol
She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings
Please stop what you’re doing and look at this
This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out.
I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear
Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.
I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Look at them
Little cuddle puddle of fluffies :D
oh my goodness, there’s so many! I hope they are comfy all together.
They all look very happy here! :)
Hopefully there little hamster habitat is nice and big with lots of room for them to move about in and play <3
I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.
this is breathtaking
I really wish people would source images. This is a photoshop of this image, originally featured in the South African magazine ‘Die Burger’ in 2007. Still pretty awesome though.
Are you stocked up for the weekend?the strand bookstore (p.b.)
You’ve got a lil’ somethin’ right there.
Pi-le of Cute on Flickr.
At three months old Pi got a near-fatal meningitis type infection. I really thought it was going to be the end, but he responded to a week of antibiotics and a month on and he’s nearly fully grown, in perfect condition and LIVELY.